Man Who Was Shot By His Dog Insists He Is Still A Good Boy

Many dog lovers will tell you that the Rottweiler has an undeserved reputation. Far from being the dangerous animals many people assume, owners insist that they’re actually affectionate, intelligent, and great with kids. They even make award-winning therapy dogs. Someone who maybe didn’t get this memo, however, is Charlie, a…

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FBI Mysteriously Evacuates New Mexico’s Solar Observatory, And The Internet Goes Wild

The National Solar Observatory (NSO) in Sunspot, New Mexico was suddenly shut down and, it appears, evacuated a few days back. Shortly afterwards, it was swooped on by members of the FBI. Naturally, this means only one thing: crazy headlines, ranging from “what the heck?” to the full-on, batshit, All…

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The Trump Baby Blimp Is Coming To America

The unflattering depiction of Trump, with an orange complexion, snarling expression and tiny hands, caught the attention of people around the world, including an activist in New Jersey who decided the helium balloon needed to visit his state. “We agreed we need to bring Baby Trump to Bedminster,” the fundraising…

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